A woman tells her husband that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts. Her husband tells her, " Hey, you don`t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it with out surgery." The guys wife asks," How do I do it with out surgery?" The husband says, " Just rub toilet paper between them. " Startled the wife asks, " How does that make them bigger?" " Who knows" says the husband, " It sure worked on your ass."..........Weatherchef.........P.S. I sure hope we get some trackin weather soon , I think I`m starting to loose it