I found this posted to alt.callahans by
Fax Paladin <faxpal@swbell.net>

It seemed an appropriate thing to add...

"Cyclone of New Orleans," TTTO "City of New Orleans":

Turned on CNN at my sister's
To see if I should shrug or I should cry
There's John Zarella standing in the Quarter
The only one who's standing still and dry
(spoken: He's not even *wearing* his coat!)

So I hug my sister, grab my hat
Pack up the ferrets, dog and cat
Get back to New Orleans around dawn
Now it's been a week, I'm settled in
I kick back in my chair and grin
Grab the clicker, turn the TV on...

spoken: You have *got* to be kidding me...

Hello, America, how are ya?
Say, don't you know it's on another run?
And it's raining in the city of New Orleans
From that freakin' *undead* storm that they call Ivan
(Somebody put a stake in that thing, willya?)
From that freakin' undead storm that they call Ivan...