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Jamiewx
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      #15104 - Tue Jun 08 2004 09:36 PM

Hey Guys, I think i posted this maybe last year, but i thought it was funny enough to post again for those who may not have seen it.
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This is really for Floridians, but it's funny enough to pass on to those who want to vicariously experience the dread!!!!!

We're about to enter the peak of the hurricane season. Any day now, you're going to turn on the TV and see a weather person pointing to some radar blob out in the Gulf of Mexico and making two basic meteorological points:....

...Remainer of column removed at the request of Dave Barry. You can find out more from the Miami Herald. - Mike C.

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Edited by MikeC (Wed Jun 14 2006 07:37 PM)


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LI Phil
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Re: Hurricanes [Re: Jamiewx]
      #15109 - Tue Jun 08 2004 11:01 PM

Hey Jamie Weather:

Don't normally respond to the joke section, but that wuz funnie. O'course, I don't live in FLA, so it doesn't quite hit home but still funny nonetheless.

Here's one for you:

What's the common bond here: a twister in Kansas, a hurricane in Florida and a divorce in Arkansas:

Somebody's fixin' to lose themselves a trailer!

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LadyStorm
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      #15203 - Fri Jun 11 2004 05:44 AM

I did see this last year, but thanks for posting it again. I think it is really funny.....:)

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      #15611 - Thu Jun 24 2004 06:08 PM

I've only just seen this, and it is very funny! Thanks for posting it again!

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Spike
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Re: Hurricanes [Re: LI Phil]
      #15732 - Sun Jul 04 2004 12:54 PM

Haha Li Phil that was great! I never heard that one before lol.

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Here's one for you:

What's the common bond here: a twister in Kansas, a hurricane in Florida and a divorce in Arkansas:

Somebody's fixin' to lose themselves a trailer!




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      #17667 - Tue Aug 03 2004 10:38 PM

i've never seen that before either. very funny

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      #17689 - Wed Aug 04 2004 07:44 AM

Thats really funny. Especially if you are from the South.

I got one for you.
What song was playing in the Recon plane this morning?

My Bonnie lies over the ocean----------aarg that's bad
Hey the 'C' storm this year wouldn't happen to be Clyde now would it?

Edited by danielw (Wed Aug 04 2004 07:46 AM)


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      #24651 - Thu Sep 09 2004 11:43 PM



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      #27483 - Wed Sep 15 2004 01:02 AM

thanks for the laughs. We need them now as we are in the porjected path of Ivan

Thanks again


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LI Phil
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      #28878 - Fri Sep 17 2004 04:37 PM

What did 'Jeanne' say to the coconut tree....????

Hold onto your nuts..because .this isnt going to be an ordinary blow job!!!!!

NOT MY JOKE, I JUST MOVED IT HERE OFF OF THE MAIN BOARDS

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30 Things Charley, Frances and Ivan Taught [Re: LI Phil]
      #29688 - Wed Sep 22 2004 02:23 PM

30 Things Hurricanes Charley & Frances & Ivan Have Taught Us !!


1. An oak tree on the ground looks four times bigger than it did
standing up.
2. Even after all these years it is still nice to spend time with Col. Mustard in the ballroom with the lead pipe.
3. When house hunting look for closets with lots of leg room.
4. Water from the shower is much colder than water from the kitchen sink--- and tastes just as bad.
5. AA, C and D are the only alphabet we need ( batteries )
6. The four-way stop is still an ingenious reflection of civility
7. Radio can be the best way to watch television.
8. Chain-saw wielding men are nothing to be afraid of.
9. SUV's are the best makeshift tents on the market.
10. You can use your washing machine as a cooler.
11. It's your God given right to sit on your back porch and eat Chinese takeout by candlelight in your underwear.
12. We shouldn't complain about "useless" tools in the garage-- we actually DO need a generator
13. You can' t spell "priceless" without I-C-E.
14. Downed power lines make excellent security systems.
15. Lake Eola can generate waves.
16. Gasoline is a value at any price
17. Cell phones: Breaking up isn't hard to do.
18. The life blood of any disaster recovery is COFFEE
19. The need for your dog to go out and take care of business is inversely proportional to the severity of the storm.
20. Candlelight is better than Botox--- it takes years off your
appearance
21. Air Conditioning: BEST. INVENTION. EVER.
22. Water is a comfort food. But 3-day-old Cheetos are too.
23. Shadow animals on the wall---still fun.
24. No matter how hard the wind blows, roadside campaign signs will survive.
25. You should never admit to having power at your house in the presence of co- workers or neighbors who do not.
26. There's a plus to having NOTHING in the refrigerator.
27. Getting through the day should be an Olympic event.
28. The movie theater can be a most pleasant place, even if the feature is Alien vs. Predator.
29. Somebody's got it worse.
30. Somebody's got it better. Obviously, they are getting preferential treatment.

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Survived: Mitch '98-Charley's crossing'04-Frances '04-Jeanne'04 Survived near fatal fear from Floyd's threat.
Nearly grew gills with Fay'08


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