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Evan Johnson
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a little poem i wrote, to keep things into check...
      #86001 - Fri Aug 14 2009 08:44 PM

It was 2004 and all through the house, Generators were running, and testing about.

"Jeanne was coming!", said everyone . Prepare yourselves this wont be fun.

The local Weatherman, came on TV. He said "dont worry everyone, Florida is free!" .

Many of us were here, back in town. "Oops!" , said the Weatherman, we should "hunker down" .

Jeanne blew by like one of GOD's farts , and the local Weathermans house, was blown apart .

Baffled and confused , the forecasts were shotty. Mother nature kindly told us, to find a new hobby.


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CoconutCandy
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Loc: Beautiful Honolulu Hawaii 21.30N 157.83W
Re: a little poem i wrote, to keep things into check... [Re: Evan Johnson]
      #86965 - Fri Sep 25 2009 04:19 PM

Hey that's pretty good. Great use of all the 'smilies'. Very creative!

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Ed in Va
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Re: TS Bonnie Makes Landfall Over Extreme South Florida [Re: Evan Johnson]
      #88476 - Fri Jul 23 2010 04:15 PM

.My Bonnie fomed over the ocean
My Bonnie barely parted the seas
Oh, please don't let her be "post tropical,"
Oh bring back my Bonnie to me

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Survived Carol and Edna '54 in Maine. Guess this kind of dates me!


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