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New Florida Postcard
      #24778 - Fri Sep 10 2004 03:41 PM



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Re: New Florida Postcard [Re: Postcard]
      #25357 - Sat Sep 11 2004 02:30 PM

Oh that is a good one........if only these hurricanes could deter greedy developers to go elsewhere.................

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Re: New Florida Postcard [Re: Postcard]
      #25631 - Sun Sep 12 2004 03:20 AM

Gotta have a sense of humor in bad times or the bad times win.

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Re: New Florida Postcard [Re: Postcard]
      #25779 - Sun Sep 12 2004 12:58 PM

Nice one! Great to have something to smile about again! Dianne in Lake Worth

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Re: New Florida Postcard [Re: Postcard]
      #26776 - Tue Sep 14 2004 01:39 AM

30 Things Hurricanes Teach Us

1. An oak tree on the ground looks four times bigger than it did standing up.
2. Even after all these years it is still nice to spend time with Col. Mustard in the ballroom with the lead pipe.
3. When house hunting look for closets with lots of leg room.
4. Water from the shower is much colder than water from the kitchen sink--and tastes just as bad.
5. AA, C and D are the only alphabet we need ( batteries )
6. The four-way stop is still an ingenious reflection of civility.
7. Radio can be the best way to watch television.
8. Chain-saw wielding men are nothing to be afraid of.
9. SUV's are the best makeshift tents on the market.
10. You can use your washing machine as a cooler.
11. It's your God given right to sit on your back porch and eat Chinese takeout by candlelight in your underwear.
12. We shouldn't complain about "useless" tools in the garage-- we actually DO need a generator
13. You can' t spell "priceless" without I-C-E.
14. Downed power lines make excellent security systems.
15. Lakes can generate waves.
16. Gasoline is a value at any price
17. Cell phones: Breaking up isn't hard to do.
18. The life blood of any disaster recovery is COFFEE
19. The need for your dog to go out and take care of business is inversely proportional to the severity of the storm.
20. Candlelight is better than Botox--- it takes years off your appearance
21. Air Conditioning: BEST. INVENTION. EVER. PERIOD.
22. Water is a comfort food. But 3-day-old Cheetos are too.
23. Shadow animals on the wall---still fun.
24. No matter how hard the wind blows, roadside campaign signs will survive.
25. You should never admit to having power at your house in the presence of co-workers or neighbors, who do not.
26. There's a plus to having NOTHING in the refrigerator.
27. Getting through the day should be an Olympic event.
28. The movie theater can be a most pleasant place, even if the feature is Alien vs. Predator
29. Somebody's got it worse.
30. Somebody's got it better. Obviously, they're getting preferential treatment.


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Ivan's New Path [Re: Kent]
      #27163 - Tue Sep 14 2004 07:14 PM Attachment (489 downloads)

see attachment

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2005 Forecast: 14/7/4

BUCKLE UP!

"If your topic ain't tropic, your post will be toast"


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Re: Ivan's New Path [Re: LI Phil]
      #27170 - Tue Sep 14 2004 07:18 PM

Phil,

What's the significance of the arrow...supposed to indicate the path...why isn't it in the middle of the cone?

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Survived Carol and Edna '54 in Maine. Guess this kind of dates me!


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Re: Ivan's New Path [Re: LI Phil]
      #27173 - Tue Sep 14 2004 07:21 PM

ROFLOL .... Love it! Thanks for the laugh. We need it!

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Re: Ivan's New Path [Re: Ed in Va]
      #27174 - Tue Sep 14 2004 07:21 PM

I'm assuming you are referring to the main board attachment...I commented on it there. This attachment is more of a lark...

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2005 Forecast: 14/7/4

BUCKLE UP!

"If your topic ain't tropic, your post will be toast"


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