Dude, don't not post jokes. Just think first. There are plenty of comedians who've made livings telling jokes, without resorting to ethnic humor. And the cardinal rule about jokes is this: the longer the joke, the better the punch line better be. One liners are funny for about one second, but that's because they are "one liners". So, for max payoff, the longer the joke the better the payoff better be.

Maybe tomorrow I'll post my mostest favoritest joke. Pretty damn funny if you ask me. And the only people who might be offended are drunks (and they got nuthin' to say!)