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A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary ! The husband yells, " When you die, I`m getting you a headstone that reads:"Here Lies My Wife- Cold As Ever "......."Yeah ?" she replies. " When you die, I`m getting you a headstone that reads: " Here Lies My Husband- Stiff At Last......Weatherchef |