Ever feel like your being deprived and going thru withdrawals from CFHC when u dont get on eveyday? I do:)....ok heres anotherjoke...

James was on the beach,and could not understand why Earl had attracted all the girls,while he had no luck.So he asked Earl,"why do you get all the girls and i get nothing?" Earl replied "take a potato and tuck it in your swimming trunks.It drives the women wild!"
So James stuffed a potato in his suit and paraded up and down the beach.Several hours later,he still had no woman.James went to see Earl again and said "I've tried the potato and it doesn't work!"
Earl looked at James and asked,"have you tried putting the potato in the front,there,Lumpy?"