It was 2004 and all through the house, Generators were running, and testing about.

"Jeanne was coming!", said everyone

. Prepare yourselves this wont be fun.

The local Weatherman, came on TV. He said "dont worry everyone, Florida is free!"

.

Many of us were here, back in town. "Oops!"

, said the Weatherman, we should "hunker down"

.

Jeanne blew by like one of GOD's farts

, and the local Weathermans house, was blown apart

.

Baffled and confused

, the forecasts were shotty. Mother nature kindly told us, to find a new hobby.