 ATMOSPHERICATIULOSIS: A psychological and at times physiological disorder associated with small web groups located
in the United States generally, but not restricted to, areas along the Gulf and Atlantic coasts.
Acute symptosis tends to peak during the summer months with a rapid decline in late fall
depending on weather conditions. Diagnosis can be difficult in the onset but are readily apparent
as atmospheric conditions complicate and teleconnect. Symptoms vary little between individuals
which experience prophetic observations of satellite information. Some aggressive behavior may
become apparent due to contradictory governmental reporting. Most possess multiple
informational devises to feed their addictive behavior and some zealot staring at their CPU’s
have been reported. Currently there is no cure but it has been advised to keep afflicted
individuals comfortable with an occasional show of sympathy during periods of little tropical
activity.