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LadyStorm
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Telemarketers
      #48288 - Fri Aug 19 2005 05:26 AM

Wilhiam Wagenhoss






The phone rang as I was settling down to my anticipated evening meal,
and as I answered it I was greeted with, "Is this Wilhiam Wagenhoss?"
This didn't sound anything like my name, so I asked, "Who is calling?"
The telemarketer said he was with The Rubberband-Powered Freezer Company
or something like that and then I asked him if he knew Wilhiam
personally and why was he was calling this number. I then said off to
the side, "Get really good pictures of the body and all the blood." I
then turned back to the phone and advised the caller that he had entered
a murder scene and must stay on the line because we had already traced
this call and he would be receiving a summons to appear in the local
courthouse to testify in this murder case. I then questioned the caller
at great length as to his name, address, phone number at home, at work,
who he worked for, how he knew the dead guy and could he prove where he
had been about one hour before he made this call. The telemarketer was
getting very concerned and his answers were given in a shaky voice. I
proceeded to tell him we had located his position at his work place and
the police were entering the building to take him into custody. At that
point, I heard the phone fall and the scurrying of his running away. My
wife asked me as I returned to our table, why I had tears streaming down
my face and so help me, I couldn't tell her for about fifteen minutes.





My meal was cold, but oh-so-very enjoyable.


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B.C.Francis
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Loc: Indiatlantic Florida
How to prepare Chicken [Re: LadyStorm]
      #48322 - Fri Aug 19 2005 11:39 AM

A waiter asks a man,"May I take your order, sir ?"
"Yes" the man replies. " I`m just wondering exactly how do you prepare your chickens."
"Nothing special,sir." says the waiter, "We just tell them straight out that they`re going to die."

Weatherchef


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