Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
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> 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows)
> 9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season
> (camping gear, flashlights)
> 8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores
> 7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials"
> 6. Family coming to stay with you
> 5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling
> 4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities
> 3. Days off from work
> 2. Candles
> And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas ..
> ......... At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!
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, only difference is that you get presents for Christmas!