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A businessman sends a fax to his wife:
      #34486 - Sat Nov 20 2004 01:51 PM

"To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed I shall be back home before midnight".

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table............

"My Dear Husband, I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow.

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Re: A businessman sends a fax to his wife: [Re: Cass]
      #34491 - Sat Nov 20 2004 06:47 PM

HA HA HA! That's a good one!

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Re: A businessman sends a fax to his wife: [Re: James88]
      #34534 - Sun Nov 28 2004 10:52 AM

lol nice. she showed him

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