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ROB H
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      #16157 - Fri Jul 16 2004 08:34 AM

Two young brothers got up in the middle of the night to get a drink of water, walking past their parents room they heard a noise, the older boy looked in the keyhole and said "I cant believe it !!", what said his brother, I cant believe mom yells at us for sucking out thumbs

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Re: Funny [Re: ROB H]
      #16191 - Fri Jul 16 2004 09:46 PM

No offence but thats prob not something you should post here. I have gotten in trouble for posting jokes before also. I'm just giving you a heads up.

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Re: Funny [Re: Spike]
      #16205 - Sat Jul 17 2004 05:39 PM

Spike,

This one's OK -- it's not an ethnic or racially-oriented joke. And, although there is some 'innuendo,' it's not really dirty either.

There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.

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Re: Funny [Re: LI Phil]
      #16215 - Sat Jul 17 2004 09:52 PM

Oh, ok. Sorry.

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Re: Funny [Re: Spike]
      #16218 - Sun Jul 18 2004 05:24 AM

Spike,
STOP apologizing. Surely you must have heard a joke or have seen one that's not an ethnic or "redneck" joke? Those are all good! As long as you're not making fun of asian vertically challenged (ie short chinks), you're jokes are probably OK (sorry ED). Cheers,

LI Phil

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Re: Funny [Re: LI Phil]
      #25652 - Sat Sep 11 2004 11:35 PM

ok so these two weathermen walk into a bar with frogs on each of their heads, bartender says ,where the hell did ya get those? frogs say, don't know just grew off our azzes.

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