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Kent
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Re: New Florida Postcard
      Mon Sep 13 2004 09:39 PM

30 Things Hurricanes Teach Us

1. An oak tree on the ground looks four times bigger than it did standing up.
2. Even after all these years it is still nice to spend time with Col. Mustard in the ballroom with the lead pipe.
3. When house hunting look for closets with lots of leg room.
4. Water from the shower is much colder than water from the kitchen sink--and tastes just as bad.
5. AA, C and D are the only alphabet we need ( batteries )
6. The four-way stop is still an ingenious reflection of civility.
7. Radio can be the best way to watch television.
8. Chain-saw wielding men are nothing to be afraid of.
9. SUV's are the best makeshift tents on the market.
10. You can use your washing machine as a cooler.
11. It's your God given right to sit on your back porch and eat Chinese takeout by candlelight in your underwear.
12. We shouldn't complain about "useless" tools in the garage-- we actually DO need a generator
13. You can' t spell "priceless" without I-C-E.
14. Downed power lines make excellent security systems.
15. Lakes can generate waves.
16. Gasoline is a value at any price
17. Cell phones: Breaking up isn't hard to do.
18. The life blood of any disaster recovery is COFFEE
19. The need for your dog to go out and take care of business is inversely proportional to the severity of the storm.
20. Candlelight is better than Botox--- it takes years off your appearance
21. Air Conditioning: BEST. INVENTION. EVER. PERIOD.
22. Water is a comfort food. But 3-day-old Cheetos are too.
23. Shadow animals on the wall---still fun.
24. No matter how hard the wind blows, roadside campaign signs will survive.
25. You should never admit to having power at your house in the presence of co-workers or neighbors, who do not.
26. There's a plus to having NOTHING in the refrigerator.
27. Getting through the day should be an Olympic event.
28. The movie theater can be a most pleasant place, even if the feature is Alien vs. Predator
29. Somebody's got it worse.
30. Somebody's got it better. Obviously, they're getting preferential treatment.

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Subject Posted by Posted on
* New Florida Postcard Postcard Mon Sep 13 2004 09:39 PM
. * * Re: New Florida Postcard Kent   Mon Sep 13 2004 09:39 PM
. * * Ivan's New Path LI Phil   Tue Sep 14 2004 03:14 PM
. * * Re: Ivan's New Path Kent   Tue Sep 14 2004 03:21 PM
. * * Re: Ivan's New Path Ed in Va   Tue Sep 14 2004 03:18 PM
. * * Re: Ivan's New Path LI Phil   Tue Sep 14 2004 03:21 PM
. * * Re: New Florida Postcard Dianne W. Dorsey   Sun Sep 12 2004 08:58 AM
. * * Re: New Florida Postcard captgene   Sat Sep 11 2004 11:20 PM
. * * Re: New Florida Postcard Redbird   Sat Sep 11 2004 10:30 AM

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