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Invest 94L just northeast of the ABC islands in the Caribbean moving west, 20% development chance. Another area near the Cabo Verde islands has a 20% chance to develop over the next 7 days.
Days since last H. Landfall - US: Any 300 (Idalia) , Major: 300 (Idalia) Florida - Any: 300 (Idalia) Major: 300 (Idalia)
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B.C.Francis
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Healthy Levels of Insanity
      Sat Jun 04 2005 02:52 PM

1. At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down....2. Page yourself over the intercom and don`t disguise your voice....3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.....4....Put a garbage can on your desk and lable it "IN"....5. Put decaf in the coffee maker at work for three weeks. Once everybody has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to expresso.....6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For sexual favors "...7. Finish all your sentences with " In accordance with the prophecy "...8. Dontuseanypunctuation....9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk....10. Ask people what sex they are and laugh hysterically after they answer....11. Specify that your drive-through order is " To Go "...12. Sing along at the opera....13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don`t rhyme...14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day....15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can`t attend their party because your not in the mood...16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name " Rock Hard ".....17. When the money comes out of the ATM , Scream " I WON ! , I WON ! ".....18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling " Run for your lives, They`re loose ! "....19. Tell your children over dinner " Due to the economy , We are going to have to let one of you go "...........Enjoy.......Weatherchef

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* Smart College Students & the Smart Professor Jamiewx Sat Jun 04 2005 02:52 PM
. * * Re: Smart College Students & the Smart Professor Lysis   Tue Mar 29 2005 09:34 PM
. * * Re: Smart College Students & the Smart Professor Jamiewx   Tue Mar 29 2005 10:04 PM
. * * Re: Smart College Students & the Smart Professor hurricane_run   Sat Apr 02 2005 07:47 PM
. * * Re: Smart College Students & the Smart Professor Spike   Wed Jun 01 2005 12:01 PM
. * * warning lables on alcohol containers B.C.Francis   Fri May 13 2005 12:49 PM
. * * Re: warning lables on alcohol containers LadyStorm   Thu Jun 02 2005 06:21 AM
. * * Healthy Levels of Insanity B.C.Francis   Sat Jun 04 2005 02:52 PM
. * * Re: Healthy Levels of Insanity Heather   Sat Jun 04 2005 03:24 PM
. * * More Healthy Levels of Insanity B.C.Francis   Tue Jun 07 2005 11:16 AM
. * * Re: Healthy Levels of Insanity B.C.Francis   Sat Jun 04 2005 04:10 PM

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