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1. At lunch time, sit in your car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down....2. Page yourself over the intercom and don`t disguise your voice....3. Everytime someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.....4....Put a garbage can on your desk and lable it "IN"....5. Put decaf in the coffee maker at work for three weeks. Once everybody has gotten over their caffeine addiction, switch to expresso.....6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For sexual favors "...7. Finish all your sentences with " In accordance with the prophecy "...8. Dontuseanypunctuation....9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk....10. Ask people what sex they are and laugh hysterically after they answer....11. Specify that your drive-through order is " To Go "...12. Sing along at the opera....13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don`t rhyme...14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day....15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can`t attend their party because your not in the mood...16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name " Rock Hard ".....17. When the money comes out of the ATM , Scream " I WON ! , I WON ! ".....18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling " Run for your lives, They`re loose ! "....19. Tell your children over dinner " Due to the economy , We are going to have to let one of you go "...........Enjoy.......Weatherchef

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OMG too funny!! I am going to have to try some of those at work-those people REALLY need to lighten up!!

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