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With today's 5PM NHC #HurricaneBeryl update, the U.S. is now officially in the cone for the first time. Jamaica to Mexico to Texas.
Days since last H. Landfall - US: Any 309 (Idalia) , Major: 309 (Idalia) Florida - Any: 309 (Idalia) Major: 309 (Idalia)
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19.5N 84.3W
Wind: 110MPH
Pres: 974mb
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Wnw at 20 mph
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B.C.Francis
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More Healthy Levels of Insanity
      Tue Jun 07 2005 11:16 AM

1. Leave your turn signal on for 150 miles...2. Leave the copy machine set to reduce200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies....3.Reply to everything someone says with " thats what YOU think. "....4. Speak only in a " robot " voice....5. Make beeping sounds when a large person backsup....6. Holler random numbers while someone is counting....7. Staple papers in the middle of the page...8. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks....9. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page....10. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange...11. Wear your pants backward....12. Buy a large quanitity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets...13. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes....14. Light road flares on a birthday cake....15. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.....16. Wear a cape when you go out that says " Magnificent One "...17. Drive half a block....18. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.....19. Lie obviously about trivial things as the time of day....20. At a golf tournament, chant " swing- batabatabata-suhWING- batter! " 21. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your " imaginary friend. "....22. Select the same song on the jukebox 50 times.....23. Make appointments for the 31st of September....24. Contruct elaborate " crop circles " on your front lawn....25. Construct your own pretend " tricorder, " and " scan " people with it, announcing the results. .......Enjoy....Weatherchef

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* Smart College Students & the Smart Professor Jamiewx Tue Jun 07 2005 11:16 AM
. * * Re: Smart College Students & the Smart Professor Lysis   Tue Mar 29 2005 09:34 PM
. * * Re: Smart College Students & the Smart Professor Jamiewx   Tue Mar 29 2005 10:04 PM
. * * Re: Smart College Students & the Smart Professor hurricane_run   Sat Apr 02 2005 07:47 PM
. * * Re: Smart College Students & the Smart Professor Spike   Wed Jun 01 2005 12:01 PM
. * * warning lables on alcohol containers B.C.Francis   Fri May 13 2005 12:49 PM
. * * Re: warning lables on alcohol containers LadyStorm   Thu Jun 02 2005 06:21 AM
. * * Healthy Levels of Insanity B.C.Francis   Sat Jun 04 2005 02:52 PM
. * * Re: Healthy Levels of Insanity Heather   Sat Jun 04 2005 03:24 PM
. * * More Healthy Levels of Insanity B.C.Francis   Tue Jun 07 2005 11:16 AM
. * * Re: Healthy Levels of Insanity B.C.Francis   Sat Jun 04 2005 04:10 PM

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