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B.C.Francis
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Ugly People
      Sat Aug 20 2005 09:02 AM

Once there was a bus of 100 ugly people. The bus swerved off the road and they all died.
When they went to heaven God felt bad for them and gave them each one wish.
The first guy came up and said .." I wish I was handsome." So God made him handsome.
So next a women came up and said.." I wish I was beautiful." So god made her beautiful.
They all came up one by one wishing to be beautiful or handsome while one guy stood at the end of the line laughing hysterically.
When his turn finally comes, God say, " And what is your wish."
He replies," Pftt, make them all ugly again. "

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