Q.> Why are hurricanes named after women? A.> Because they arrive all wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and your car.
Q.> Why are hurricanes named after men? A.> Because they're noisy, make a huge mess, and if you look into their eyes there's nothing there.
Ed.Note: They are however called HURricanes and not HISricanes...
Q. whats the difference between hurricane bonnie and hurricane monica? A. hurricane monica blew a crooked path A. hurricane bonnie induced only one surge (vs 18)
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hang on to your nuts - this isn't going to be a regular blow job!
Q: What do a divorce in Arkansas, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common? A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.
A man once asked his friend the difference between a cyclone, A hurricane and a divorced wife. Nothing, They all get the house.
What do anabolic steroids and Hurricane Gilbert have in common? They make Jamaicans run like hell.
-------------------- "Haven't thought of a witty one lately"
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