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Blonde Joke
      Tue Aug 29 2017 02:23 PM

Pretty Blonde neighbor needs to make some extra cash so she
goes around the neighborhood knocking on doors asking folks if they need any odd jobs done.
Finally one neighbor says 'Sure can you paint my porch for $100?'
Blonde says 'Sure be glad to' -
Neighbor says 'Well everything you need is in the shed just give me a shout when your done'
About an hour goes by and the Blonde knocks on the door and says 'I'm done'-
Neighbor goes 'Wow you did that fast let me get your money' -
Blonde says 'Great and oh bye the way it's a Lexus not a Porsche'

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. * * Re: Blonde Joke Ember Moon   Wed Jan 10 2018 01:50 AM
. * * Re: Blonde Joke musicmisfit   Wed Jan 17 2018 02:42 PM

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