Spike,
Don't stop posting...just remember that there are folks who might take what you say the wrong way. I'm not one of them, but you must consider people's feelings. Just to show you I'm not averse to a little bad humor, here's one of my favorite jokes:
A jew, a catholic and a colored boy walk into a bar...
No wait, I'm KIDDING!
Here goes (and this one's a tad racist, but not over the top)
Jesse Jackson is talking to God. He's been in the presidential race for some time, but not gathering much support. So he asks God:
"God, in my lifetime, will a woman ever be President?"
God responds: "Yes Jesse, in your lifetime, there will be a female president."
Encouraged, Jesse then asks, "God in my lifetime will there be a Jewish president?"
God thusly replies, "Yes, Jesse, in your lifetime, there will be a Jewish President."
Emboldened, Jesse then asks the obvious, "God, in my lifetime, will there ever be a black president?"
God thinks about this for a moment and then replies,
"Jesse, I don't know about in your lifetime, but there ain't gonna be one in mine!"
Bad, yes, but probably politically correct.
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