1. Leave your turn signal on for 150 miles...2. Leave the copy machine set to reduce200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies....3.Reply to everything someone says with " thats what YOU think. "....4. Speak only in a " robot " voice....5. Make beeping sounds when a large person backsup....6. Holler random numbers while someone is counting....7. Staple papers in the middle of the page...8. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks....9. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page....10. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange...11. Wear your pants backward....12. Buy a large quanitity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets...13. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes....14. Light road flares on a birthday cake....15. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.....16. Wear a cape when you go out that says " Magnificent One "...17. Drive half a block....18. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.....19. Lie obviously about trivial things as the time of day....20. At a golf tournament, chant " swing- batabatabata-suhWING- batter! " 21. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your " imaginary friend. "....22. Select the same song on the jukebox 50 times.....23. Make appointments for the 31st of September....24. Contruct elaborate " crop circles " on your front lawn....25. Construct your own pretend " tricorder, " and " scan " people with it, announcing the results. .......Enjoy....Weatherchef
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