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FlaMommy
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Re: Code word for sex
Thu Aug 18 2005 10:18 AM
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The owner of this drug store walks in to
find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.
The owner asks the new clerk: "What's
with the guy over there by the wall?"
The new clerk responds: "Well, he came in
here this morning to get something for his cough.
I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I
gave him an entire bottle of laxative"
The owner, wide-eyed and excited shouts:
"You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives!"
The new clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can!,
Look at him, he's afraid to cough."
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"Haven't thought of a witty one lately"
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